Paint eyeballs on my eyelids and I’ll sleepwalk through any picture.
– Robert Mitchum
Paint eyeballs on my eyelids and I’ll sleepwalk through any picture.
– Robert Mitchum
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruitfly and still have room for three caraway seeds and a producer’s heart.
– Fred Allen
In Hollywood, writers are considered only the first drafts of human beings.
– Frank Deford
She would be a nymphomaniac if only they could calm her down a little.
– Judy Garland
My movies were the kind they show in prisons and aeroplanes, because nobody can leave.
– Burt Reynolds
About once a month, after dinner, I gird up my loins such as they are, take as deep a breath as I can, throw my shoulders back as far as they will go, walk into the room with the television set, boldly turn it on, picking a channel at random, and then see how long I can stand it.
– James Thurber
No good will come of television. The word is half Greek and half Latin.
– C.P. Scott
David Frost is the bubonic plagiarist.
– Johnathan Miller
Television is a twenty-one-inch prison. I’m delighted with it because it used to be that films were the lowest form of art. Now we have something to look down on.
– Billy Wilder
Most of the time Marlon Brando sounds as if he has a mouth full of wet toilet paper.
– Rex Reed