If I made Cinderella, the audience would be looking out for a body in the coach.
– Alfred Hitchcock
If I made Cinderella, the audience would be looking out for a body in the coach.
– Alfred Hitchcock
Reading someone else’s newspaper is like sleeping with someone else’s wife. Nothing seems to be precisely in the right place, and when you find what you are looking for, it is not clear then how to respond to it.
– Malcolm Bradbury
The Royal Variety performance has taken on air. People you assumed were dead totter on the stage to wild applause.
– Richard Ingrams
I’ll believe in colour television when I see it in black and white.
– Samuel Goldwyn
It’s greater than a masterpiece – why it’s mediocre.
– Samnuel Goldwyn
I’ve done my bit for motion pictures – I’ve stopped making them.
– Liberace
The only work I ever turned down was a cable programme called ‚Diving for Excrement‘.
– Emo Philips
Awards are like haemorrhoids, sooner or later every asshole gets some.
– Frederic Raphael
Jack Warner has oilcloth pockets so he can steal soup.
– Wilson Mizner
I won’t eat anything that has intelligent life, but I’ll gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
– Marty Feldman